|Horrifying torture device or beauty aid?|
But back to me.
The eyelash curler would seem to be a tool with marginal utility at best. Granted, my knowledge of eyelashes is limited to just the one pair (mine), but they seem like a go-with-what-you-got situation. Like finger length. Do I wish I had alien hands that would allow me to retrieve those things that fall behind the fridge? Sure. Am I going to have alien hands grafted onto my own so I can do so?
If only it weren’t so cost-prohibitive.
No. So poking myself in the eye with a metal prod in an attempt to curl a
centimeter of coarse hair seems like MADNESS, MADNESS, I SAY.
(Not that that didn’t discourage the makeup from trying. I believe more time was spent on my appearance that day than in my entire lifetime up to that date.)
Mascara if you must, but save the firebrands for the livestock.
* I debated: “Chinese robot” or “Chinese and robot”? I then realized it probably will be the same thing in the end. Start those Mandarin lessons now, kids!